Friday, 1 December 2017

Dobin was asking Doris why she had bought two sheep skin rugs. She  wanted to put them on a new sofa .Its the fashion she said. Dobin thought it was a little wasteful then  he popped over to whole foods to buy a small packet of ham at £18 for tea, Mmmmmm thought Doris thinking the word wasteful was now with a different meaning all together .

Friday, 10 November 2017

Doris and Dobin in low spirits

Doris said to Dobin  today  that due to moving  soon, and the stress involved with that , let alone a little excitement, Doris felt her Spirits were a bit Low. .
Without a thought, Dobin rushed to the fridge and brought back Doris  a GinMare ,with a Fever Tree Tonic, ice and a slice of lemon, and with out the pips.
 Dobin was pleased that he had managed to  raise Doris's Spirits without too much effort this time


Wednesday, 1 November 2017

Doris and Dobin went to Wales again at the weekend and Doris with  her usual wisdom said while  driving  over the Severn Bridge "Its  a very long bridge isn't it Dobin , Its a wonder it reaches the other side . Dobin thinking Doris is having a Blonde moment and  said without taking his eyes off the road " well Doris if it did not reach the other side it would be a pier wouldn't it. Doris thinks Dobin is so bright at times lovingly.

Wednesday, 11 October 2017



Doris was getting ready for work when she suddenly  said to Dobin that  she would rather  lay down in a dark room. Dobin said to Doris we will see  what develops later ,thinking he may be in luck.

Doris and Dobin



Doris and Dobin are walking together deep in conversation about this and that . The conversation was in deaf ears but neither admitted that

Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Doris and Dobin

Doris is furious with Dobin this morning.He keeps saying there is light at the end of the tunnel.Doris quite sensibly said "you can't find  light at the end of the Tunnel Dobin ,if there is no light at the start "..Dobin went to work no saying much ,but thinking a little.

Friday, 15 September 2017

Doris and Dobin

Doris is frustrated with Dobin as he says "we don't need boxes to move house".Doris said to Dobin and with some authority'thinking that may work."Listen Dobin 'I will say this only once "then realising she was breaking into a French accent "we will be packing in boxes ".Dobin went to work pondering on maybe she's right but not admitting that .



Wednesday, 6 September 2017

Doris and Dobin

Doris was telling Dobin over a cup of coffee its Duvet day today .oh says Dobin excitedly and getting back into bed and phoning in work sick .No says Doris stripping the duvet off and popping it  into the machine it's duvet washing day.


Friday, 1 September 2017

Doris and Dobin

Dobin was telling Doris that the bath is self cleaning .Doris thinks for a while and says no Dobin it's Doris cleaning

Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Doris and Dobin

Dobin says to Doris she is looking a bit pale .Doris suddenly broke into song with I'm feeling mellow yellow as she got into the shower  to get ready for work  and  thinking  a sun tan is not fashionable
Dobin went to the fridge to make a cloudy  omelette thinking Doris can't sing but he didn't tell her. 

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Doris was chatting away to Dobin who was pretending to look interested when Doris told him I'm booking in for a Brazilian treatment  soon .Ohhhh says Dobin listening intently now ,that will be nice .
Yes says Doris I've booked my normal hairdresser's oh says Dobin who realised his excitement was short lived


Dobin and Doris having a in depth conversation about who was going to cook next .it was a hard decision


Wednesday, 17 May 2017



Doris was having a bad day and said to Dobin, I feel like  I'm going to scream  .Dobin suddenly and with out hesitation popped to the fridge and said to Doris we have vanilla or Strawberry.

Monday, 8 May 2017

Dobin whispers in Doris ear that he thinks she's still his shimple dimple doo
dobins nick name for her,this was after he bought what he thought was a kind gesture of size 5 waders and a membership to Costco..Dobin is so romantic she thinks.

Thursday, 4 May 2017

Doris was pleased that Doblin was in the fridge again, as he was making her a nice crab dish for tea.
Doris often calls Doblin  her little cooker ,she wonders why he  sometimes calls her his little fridge.

Wednesday, 26 April 2017

Doris was telling Dobin about the time she sat on her holiday Balcony in Paphos with nothing but a white towel wrapped round her hips exposing naughtedly her breasts to the evening sun.Doris said smiling she felt like Aphodite.Dobin looked at her slightly disturbed and said after some thought "did Aphodite have wrinkles then.


Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Doris said to Dobin while watching the news and drinking a glass of wine  " I think I'll go  TT TT  tomorrow ".Dobin just looked at her for a while  puzzled and  then says Tee Total This Time ?? Noooo says Doris ,Tea Time Twinnings Tea .Oh says Dobin 

Monday, 10 April 2017

Doris wakes up early morning and wonders when she goes to Cyprus next week if Dobin will remember to feed the pets and not walk on the rug with his shoes on

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Doris and Dobin grand national

Doris said to Dobin it's the grand National today ,Is there a horse that you fancy  ?.Dobin thought carefully  for a moment and then  said  only you Doris only you.

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Doris and Dobin hanging bathroom towels


Doris was explaining the importance to Dobin  about hanging the bathroom  grey stripy towels with the line in a vertical way. Dobin was in the fridge looking for some cake  pretending to look interested

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Monday, 3 April 2017

Doris and Dobin and the boat race


Doris is getting ready for work when she wondered why the boat race yesterday was just  shades of blue and not pink.Doris then wondered if Dobin would be good at rowing Mmmm perhaps not she thinks but he may like pink.

Thursday, 23 March 2017

Doris and Dobin breakfast

Doris wondered with great  intensity, if Dobin would notice that she was feeling a bit of a mug when she gave Dobin a croissant for  his breakfast this morning.

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Doris was having an older persons moment  this morning ,she put the washing liquid in the washing machine conditioner drawer and the conditioner in the washing liquid drawer before going to work.Doris realised  just in time her mistake. Dobin does not need to know this information she thinks while flying out the door 

Thursday, 23 February 2017

Hey Doris says Dobbin   ,
Doris was glad she took her car instead of her bike today .Hurricane  Doris was a bit scary she tells Dobbin over a glass of wine ,I'm not sure Dobbin was listening as he was in the fridge again.

Doris and Dobin

Doris mentioned to Dobin before he left for work"Do you know what day it is today"?"yes" says Dobin confused" it's Thursday"Noooo  said Doris with a bit of nonchalant  attitide "it's Bed sheet  laundry day of course"



Tuesday, 21 February 2017

Doris and Dobin

Dobin says to Doris while watching breakfast BBC news "There's a storm brewing named after you today" !!"Oh"says Doris "that's nice"while drinking her lemon tea in bed ."It will probably be just be a storm in a tea cup, i won't ride my bike to work "she says sensibly.

 


Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Doris and Dobin

Dobin tells Doris to stay out of the kitchen. He is cooking a suprise dinner.Dobin can't decide whether to cook steak or egg and chips to make her happy.


Monday, 13 February 2017

Doris and Dobin


Doris is keeping her distance from Dobin today.He has an allergic rash.Doris without making a fuss gives  him antihistamine and goes  to work.Dobin stayed at home

Doris and Dobin

Doris asks Dobin "do you realise it's Valentine's Day tomorrow"Dobin says "really "
Dobin wonders if bringing Doris breakfast in bed might do the trick
Dobin asks Doris "what have we got planned for this year? Doris says without thinking. and while still doing the ironing "well Dobin "I'm going to be a millionaire ".